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Funny golf quotes:
"Because I've already insulted everyone in Europe."
- David Feherty, when asked why he was moving to the U.S.
to become a golf analyst.
"Hole In One"
As a young man, Norman was an exceptional golfer. At the age of 26,
however, he decided to become a priest, and joined a rather strange order.
He took the usual vows of poverty and chastity, but his order also required
that he quit playing golf and never play golf again. This was particularly
difficult for Norman, but he agreed and was finally ordained a priest.
One Sunday morning, the Reverend Father Norman woke up and realizing it
was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just
had to play golf. He then told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick
and convinced him to say Mass for him that day.
As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norman headed out of
town to a golf course about forty miles away. This way he knew he wouldn't
accidentally meet anyone he knew from his parish.
Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning
and everyone else was in church!
At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking down
from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're not going to let him get away with
this, are you?"
The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not."
"Just then, Father Norman hit the ball and it went straight toward the pin,
landing just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole. It was a 400 yard
hole-in one!
St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why did you let
him do that?"
The Lord smiled and replied, "Who is he going to tell?"
Golf caddie commentary:
"If I had a dollar for every time I heard a golfer I was looping for tell me, "I
don't usually play this bad.", I would be very wealthy indeed. These guys
must save that career garbage round for lucky old me. I sometimes feel I
am in an episode of "Man vs. Wild". Only an expert survivalist could
negotiate some of the terrain these guys hit into."
-Anonymous Golf Caddie (caddy)
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